Zombie Jerky Teriyaki 12-Pack

Description

After proving to the world that Zombies are delicious with the Zombie Blood Energy Potion, Harcos Laboratories present the next evolution in zombie edibles - Zombie Jerky! This slimy green beef jerkey product is made from 100% real zombies (or cows, as some people call them) and boasts a delicious teriyucky - err, teriyaki - flavor. Each realistic looking specimen bag packs 1.25oz of dead meat chunks and contains 13g of zombie protein. Zombie Jerky is proud to be the official snack of the zombie apocalypse.