Youre Next Puny Humans T-Shirt XXX-Large

Description

He shirt it made of steel!
Eat sushi from a pail!
Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!
He mother never really dress him.
He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity.
He T-Shirt covers up an Adam's apple the size of a Toyota.
He basically goodhearted, but he'd like to smash that kid's wardrobe against a rock. Knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there? His head looks like Jack Nicholson.
Don't smile like that, it will stay that way.
Yahmmmmaahoaahoaaaugh!
(Don't touch my shirts if you please, Mr. Customs Man.)