Universal Soldier meets Deadpool! June 26, 1971. Location: Mr. Happy Food & Drink. John J. Ramirez is a Vietnam veteran. While serving in Southeast Asia, he was a test subject for an experimental combat performance enhancement drug - essentially a super-soldier serum. Now stateside, Ramirez can't remember his own name or how he ended up here. Meanwhile, Father Karras is a pastor who believes he is a Knight of the Apocalypse, descended to Earth against the will of a too-forgiving God. Holding a sawed-off shotgun named Salvation, he sets out to do his work. At the Mr. Happy Food & Drink, the paths of these two men are meant to cross. There will be blood.