Shaking Her Assets Novel TP

Description

It was a day like any other on the isle of Manhattan, until… KA-POW! I'm disposable! In the interest of cost-cutting, editorial work at the high-end housewares tome THE BYZANTIUM CATALOG has been "redistributed," thereby relieving the mistress of prose (me) of her duties. In other words, I've been canned. It's the most mortifying moment of my life. Or is it...?

SOB!
A sucker-punch to the heart. My banker boyfriend of two years has dumped me. I found out via an e-mail. An e-mail meant for her. The other woman. An afternoon of vodka gimlets with my best friend Ben--and his expense account--has never looked so good...

HOLY GUACAMOLE!
But all is not lost. A business idea that starts off as a joke between me and Ben starts to take off. And suddenly my mis-adventures take on a life of their own when the art director at my temp job turns me into a comic book superhero. Suddenly I''m taking the New York social scene by storm--remorselessly tossing aside losers and naysayers in my never-ending quest for success. And my man-eating alter-ego has got me believing that I just might be able to pull this off in REAL life...though maybe without the cone-shaped bra.