Were you confused in the Spring of 2022 when war broke out between Ukraine and Russia? Can'tFindEuropeOnAMap say "Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?" It's okay, we weren't paying attention either, but fortunately Fox News Gehenna has been on the case right from the start. Journey back to those exciting days of around 18 months ago! Meet Kent Olsen (if you haven't already met him) and his first cousin, thrice removed, Olsen Kent (you haven't already met him) as they grovel at the feet of the Friederich Wilhelm Neitzsche who will deliver his first in compo mentis remarks since the 19th Century! Plus! Don't you dare miss the things you don't dare miss: Commercial Real Estate drama!